Pillow Fight

Thalia: The pillow hurts my feelings.
Laura: Do you mean it's uncomfortable?
Thalia: Yes.

Learning Spanish

A roofing team has been hard at work at our place. Thalia asked us, "Are they learning to speak Spanish?" 😊

Lollipop Thief

Thalia: Daddy! Somebody took my lollipop!
Me: Where did you put it?
Thalia: Somebody took it right out of my hand!
Me: Honey, you're holding it.
Thalia: Oh. (lick, lick)

She had been so intensively focused on eating the delicious candy in her right hand that she forgot about the lollipop in her left hand...

The Neighborhood Watch

Thalia wanders over to the neighbor's house, stands in front of their porch window, and watches TV for a bit while I'm unpacking the car.

Me: Thalia, don't stand in front of their window!...
Laura: Where's Thalia?
Me: She's being a peeping, uh...what's the feminine for Tom?
Laura: Thalia.
Me: Haha!