Eating Carrots Helps You To See In The Dark

Laura: Eating carrots helps you to see in the dark!
Thalia: What?
Laura: Eating carrots helps you to see in the dark!
Thalia: What?
Me: Which vegetable helps with hearing?...

The Owl

My brother loaned us their VTech Owl baby cam so we could check in with our napping kids. Unfortunately, Thalia freaked out pretty badly when Laura accessed the intercom feature to tell her to stay in bed. Freaked out! She thinks it's alive and now she has since been scared to be in the same room with it. I can't say I blame her. It has now been sitting unused on my lampstand next to my bed, facing the wall, unplugged...

No Applesauce

Laura: Eat your applesauce.
Thalia: No. I'll just eat naughty food at church...