Monday, October 12, 2015

A Second Opinion

Me: Thalia, I think we'll skip bath this morning.
Thalia: (projectile vomits)
(Opinion duly noted. Nice timing, kiddo. This one is going to be a comedian.)

--LR

Monday, August 24, 2015

*The Woodchip

Impressions of baby sister at 2 months:

Me: What do you think about your baby sister?
4yr: She's great and she's cute. She looks like a chubby hamster, and she looks like a wood chip, too.
Me: She looks like a wood chip?
4yr: Yep. 
Me: Why does she look like a wood chip?
4yr: Because she's cute like a wood chip.
Me: A wood chip? Huh. Oh, like a chipmunk.
4yr: Yeah.

--LR