Me: A.S.A.P.
Thalia: Daddy! You said pee! That's not appropriate.
Me: What? Oh, I said A.S.A.P. as in "as soon as possible."
Thalia: (shaking her head slowly in disappointment at her daddy's potty mouth) You said pee...
(I can't wait to turn the tables on her the next time she sings the alphabet song.)
