When Mommy is getting ready to go out:
Thalia: Are we going to have a really nice time tonight, Daddy?
Me: I prefer to have a nice time rather than the alternative.
Thalia: I mean are you going to play games with us and give us nice treats?
Me: Yes....
The moment Mommy has left:
Thalia: When are you going to give us the naughty treats?
Me: Naughty treats? I thought you were asking for nice treats earlier.
Thalia: No! I want to eat naughty treats, not nice treats! Like ice cream and chocolate and cookies...
(So "sugar and spice" but whatever happened to "everything nice"?...)
